Certified Moss Squisher Tee – Frog King Edition
For the ones who squish with pride & protect the moss with honor
A title on your chest. A squishy mission on your back. A frog king watching over the moss.
The Certified Moss Squisher Tee is your official badge of honor — playful, mossy, & full of squish-loving pride. On the front left chest, a subtle “Certified Moss Squisher” patch design marks your title. On the back, the full graphic features a crowned frog perched atop a mossy hill, surrounded by mushrooms, ferns, & a thumbs-up gnome — all encircled by the “Certified Moss Squisher” seal. Whether you’re squishing for stress relief or spreading moss awareness, this tee is your soft green uniform.
Design Details:
“Certified Moss Squisher” mini badge on the front left chest
Full-color mossy crest on the back featuring a frog king & forest gnome
Circular text surrounds the design with official squish authority
Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for comfy, year-round wear
Classic fit tee with crew neckline & tear-away label for extra comfort
Made with 100% ethically grown U.S. cotton and Oeko-Tex certified for quality
Because squishing moss is not just a hobby — it’s a calling.
🌿 Mossy Reminder
Each item is made to order, just for you — which means we’re unable to offer returns or exchanges for things like choosing the wrong size, color, or simply changing your mind.
If your item arrives damaged or with a manufacturing issue, please reach out within 30 days of delivery so we can help submit a claim for a replacement or refund. You’ll just need to include clear photos of the problem so we can pass it along to our print partner.
Thank you for supporting slow-made, intentional merch ✨
☀️ This item ships free with our Free Forest Delivery
